Monday, December 08, 2008

Christmas In America

I overheard this little cultural artifact in the grocery store's PA system over the weekend:
All of the other reindeer used to laugh and call him names
They wouldn't let poor Rudolph play in any reindeer games
'Till one foggy Christmas Eve, Santa came to say:

*crrt... SHAWNA, LINE TWO! SHAWNA, LINE TWO! ...crrt*

Then how the reindeer loved him as they shouted out with glee
'Rudolph, the red-nosed reindeer, you'll go down in history!'
The timing was absolutely flawless.


Cecilia said...

that just made my rainy Spanish day.
thanks for sharing.

Jonathan said...

It's a post-modern social commentary remix.