Wednesday, April 04, 2007

Princess

The other day at work I spoke on the phone with someone whose first name was literally "Princess." I'll bet her sister loves her. I was even dumb enough to ask her to spell it for me, thinking that I had misheard her. "Just like it sounds," she said. "P-R-I-N-C-E-S-S." "Oh, what a nice name" I said. "Thanks" she replied, probably having heard that her whole life. The rest of the conversation went on as it would have had her name been something less unusual (ooh, double negative), except that I kept wondering if her middle name was an ordinary girl's name (thus making her full name something like "Princess Katherine Jones"). The thing is that (for whatever reason) while I'm on the phone for work and the person on the other end gives me their name, I try to use it in the conversation. Maybe it's just to remind myself to be civil, or to just feel like I'm talking like a person and not to some sort of drone with a telephone headset on. I like to think that I'm trying to add a personal touch to the conversation, but the real reason is probably something more selfish. Whatever the reason, when I had gotten the information I needed and the conversation was wrapping up, I said "Thanks so much, Princess" right before hanging up the phone, and I suddenly felt like I'd just said something rather sexist. It was like Philip Marlowe (as portrayed by Humphrey Bogart) in the film The Big Sleep, where he adamantly refuses to call any woman by name, instead always saying something along the lines of "Angel" or "Doll-face," or "Princess."
Of course, in the film, this doesn't bother the dames one bit, because, as a general rule, they want nothing more than to bear Bogey's progeny. Crazy dames. Anyways, guess I don't really have a point here, just that I talked to someone whose name was actually "Princess," and that the encounter was amusing to me. Right. Best of luck to you all in coping with the "wintry mix" that has replaced our sunshine and warmth around here. Ah, spring.

5 comments:

Cecilia said...

at least it wasn't a guy whose first name was "prince" and his middle name was "charming." wouldn't you love going through life with that moniker-prince charming jones? that would really give you a lot to live up to. i'm glad my name isn't princess.

jonathan said...

You should have typed "bear Bogey's babies"!

D.Cous. said...

I admit, the thought crossed my mind, but I felt like saying "progeny" for some reason.

Lindsey said...

progeny is a nice word, dad uses it a lot.

You also actually sounded like Han Solo, which is sexy.

DaWheeze said...

Hmmm, I heard a worse name tale from I can't remember who. The sad truth was that this girl's name was Precious. Even sadder, it was spelled "Preshus." Note to self, spell-check my child's name before writing it on the birth certificate...