Wednesday, October 26, 2005
"We're gonna break the monster's back"
Wednesday, October 19, 2005
"My mind is on the brink..."
Wednesday, October 12, 2005
Is you is or is you ain't roast beef?
I was watching telly the other day (a generally bad idea), and saw a commercial for an Arby's (TM) sandwich. There was nothing particularly interesting about this commercial, except that it revived the old question in my mind: What is it about Arby's roast beef that makes it look and taste nothing at all like regular roast beef? I admit that this isn't a question for the ages, but I didn't set up this blog as a philosophy message board. Who knows? Maybe future philosophers and historians will one day look back at us with the four eyes that will become a common trait among the few surface-dwellers left after the inevitable nuclear holocost and wonder what our obsession was with roast beef that wasn't really roast (and probably not beef), with yellow-colored vegetable oil that's supposed to look like butter, with soybean byproducts that are molded into the shape of turkeys, and most of all, what exactly was bologna? After spending hours of the day contemplating this, they'll probably have their trained space apes carry their hideously shrivelled bodies down to the
There, that ought to keep things interesting. I saw the new Wallace & Grommit movie (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0312004/) the other day, which was a lot of fun. At about three bucks, the movie ticket wasn't really a huge investment, but I have to admit that having rather liked the three previous W & G short films, I did have relatively high hopes. It was a bit funny going to this movie, since at 21, my two friends and I realized quickly that we were the only people in the theater who were anywhere near our age. The majority of the theater was full of children (not surprisingly, it's a cartoon), accompanied in a ratio of about 3:1 by either a parent (the youngest of whom were probably around thirty), or grandparent. After sitting through a string of previews for the seemingly endless fart joke that they're calling this year's family film offering, Dreamworks S.K.G. (the distributors, but not the producers of W & G and Chicken Run, both made by Ardman Animations LLC) treated us to a computer-animated short film, apparently in an effort to prove to us once and for all that they are not, much as they would like to be, Pixar. Sorry guys. Whoops, time for another paragraph break.
Whew! After showing their logo a few more times (Jonathan pointed out that Dreamworks would really really like you to associate them with this movie), the film finally got started, and all was right with the world. All in all, I would have to give the movie a rather favorable rating (I don't beleive in stars or thumbs or whatever else), since I think that I laughed louder than any of the children in the theater, and probably even loud enough to wake a few of the grandparents. The stop-motion (nope, not an oxymoron) animated film stars Inventor and Cheese enthusiast Wallace and his anthropomorphic (yet speachless) dog Gromit as high-tech pest control specialists in a vegetable-crazed village somewhere in rural England, who must deal (humanely of course, this is a children's movie) with an infestation of rabbits who threaten the village's gardens on the eve of the annual produce festival. If this doesn't have the makings of a great film, I don't know what does. As in previous (although shorter) Wallace & Gromit outings, (hang on, another paragraph break, this time mid-sentence)
sight gags and all-around Britishness abound (at one point an angry mob runs to a stand labled "Angry Mob Supplies" to buy pitchforks and torches), with perhaps two jokes being more off-color than you would expect in a G-rated movie. Whoops! Out of time for today. If you happen to have children to bring to this movie (not that I do) I'd reccomend it, or if you're like me and aren't terribly embarrased about watching cartoons. I hope you are all having a good week, more to come!
Wednesday, October 05, 2005
Who needs punctuality when you can have tardiness for free?
Thursday, September 29, 2005
"It's time to play the music, it's time to light the lights..."
Thursday, September 22, 2005
"The sea it swells like a sore head..."
Wednesday, September 21, 2005
Hello?
Once again into the abyss...
In a jackknifed juggernaut
I am born again
In the neon sign scrolling up and down
I am born again
-Radiohead, "Airbag" from Ok Computer
Well, you heard me swear that I'd only use blogger to keep everyone abreast of my European adventures, and now you can see me go back on my word. Yep, that's me. It turns out that my last blogger experiment was a more effective way to keep in touch with friends and family members than I thought it would be (some cool folks even started blogger accounts just to be able to post), so here I am again. Of course, since I'm no longer in Europe (beleive me, I'm as dissapointed as you are), I have no idea whether anyone will still care to check this thing, but here's hoping. I'm thinking that the basic format will be one post per week, and at this point I'm shooting for Tuesday afternoons or nights as the posting time, as that's a relatively vacant posting time, but that may be flexible. I will most likely give a short summary of my life that week, but due to the repetitiveness of my everyday life, I'll probably throw in tidbits about current events or whatever I'm reading or watching or listening to as filler. Yes, I am aware that this is exactly what everyone (at least everyone who doesn't fancy themself a pundit) does with a blog, but I promise I'll try to make it worth your while to stop by from time to time and see what I'm up to. That's all for now, I hope to hear from you all soon.




